skinny-fat. I want to gain muscle, but also lose fat fast. wat do?

I'm currently skinny-fat and I want to gain muscle and lose fat very fast. I'm talking like a week. I want to have some muscle and lose lots of fat in a week or two. I hate waiting long time for something. when I want something to happen, I want it in max 2 weeks. how can I gain muscle and lose fat...

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